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Carlton & Gedling

August 2026

We Grumpies met for our fortnightly Friday lunch at St George’s Centre to chat and to consider contemporary issues.

Topics for discussion included:

  1. Water firm Fat cats get pay rises despite ban on bonuses.
  2. £100 million farce of electricity metres that were fitted the wrong way round.
  3. The Top nostalgic sound of summer? - It is the music from an ice cream van.
  4. Cleaner unearths 35-year-old Mars bar hidden in hoarder's house- which looked gigantic compared to modern bar.
  5. A stolen Parrot is returned home after nine years lost.
  6. Senior Police officer used bot to write evidence logs.
  7. Banksy's artworks cost public £150,000 for clean up and security.
  8. Thatcher's plan to bomb Peruvian cocaine fields with British moths.
  9. Pension firm in veterans’ scandal has history of errors.
  10. Drought helps golfer hit record hole in one.
  11. Met Police tows away £8M worth of supercars during weekend crackdown.
  12. One in five cars are late for MOT tests.
  13. Jellyfish cause chaos at French nuclear power plants in Dunkirk.
  14. MasterCard lawsuit costs £41 million in legal fees.
  15. AI bot booked a gym class by booting out someone else.
  16. Cold call telephone ban gets poor reception in France.
  17. Will solar panels you can buy at Lidl make the sun, shine on your bills?
  18. Putting the wrong things in the fridge and leaving out things that should be chilled.

As always, the conversation was genial, informative, varied, and amusing.

David Colyer